1、不怕你女人緣好，就怕你來者不拒。
I'm not afraid that you're a good woman, but I'm afraid that you will not refuse.
2、衆裏尋她千百度，踏平腳下路，驀然回首細環顧，大嬸大娘無數。
They searched for her thousands of times and leveled the road under their feet. Suddenly they looked back and looked around. There were countless aunts and aunts.
3、我承受了這個年紀不該有的飯量。
I've had the appetite I shouldn't have at my age.
4、情不棄，時光溫暖；愛不離，歲月不寒；心無瀾，碧海青天。
Love does not abandon, time is warm; love does not leave, time is not cold; heart without waves, blue sea and blue sky.
5、如果我愛不到你，我就生一個像你一樣的兒子。
If I can't love you, I'll have a son like you.
6、我是一個很好親近的人，不信你親一下試試。
I am a very close person, do not believe you kiss try.
7、怎麼把腦子的錢轉到銀行卡里，在線等，急！
How to transfer the brain money to the bank card, online and so on, urgent!
8、聽說我的作文獲獎了，我大喜過望，腳下彷彿踩着一朵幸福的雲。
I was overjoyed to hear that my composition won the prize. It seemed that I was stepping on a cloud of happiness.
9、被特別在乎的人忽略，會很難過。而更難過的是，你還要裝作不在乎。
It's sad to be ignored by people who care so much. And what's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.
10、希望合適，和喜歡能撞個滿懷。
I hope it's suitable and I like it.
11、快樂是一種心態，不是一種狀態。
Happiness is a state of mind, not a state.
12、別太把自己當什麼人物，你頂多是一個動物。
Don't take yourself too seriously. You are an animal at most.
13、請勿騷擾本人，本人正在騷擾別人。
Please don't harass me. I am harassing others.
14、不要總是玩手機，那樣對手機本身不好；不要總是吃雞蛋，那樣對母雞身體不好。
Don't always play with mobile phones, it's bad for mobile phones; don't always eat eggs, it's bad for hens.
15、一戀愛就變得超能吃，超愛笑，超矯情還有超在意他。
A love will become super eat, super love to laugh, super affectation, and super care about him.
16、最近的願望是：閉眼就睡，睜眼有你。
The recent wish is: close your eyes to sleep, open your eyes to have you.
17、要好好努力，然後多掙錢，才養得起自己這個愛吃旳胃。
To work hard, and then earn more money, in order to raise their favorite stomach.
18、我只是覺得你很甜想把你嚐遍。
I just thought you were sweet and wanted to taste you all over.
19、所謂真愛就是明明兩個人都那麼醜，還擔心對方被搶走。
The so-called true love is clearly two people are so ugly, but also worried about each other being robbed.
20、對的時間遇見對的人，不是強烈的動心，而是永久的安心。
Meeting the right person at the right time is not a strong feeling, but a permanent peace of mind.
21、減肥沒有那麼容易，每斤肉有它的脾氣，過了吃不胖的年紀，掙掙扎扎不如放棄。
It's not so easy to lose weight. Every kilo of meat has its temper. It's better to give up if you're too old to eat.
22、如果你前男友和現男友同時掉進海里，那你願意和我在一起嗎？
If your ex and current boyfriend fall into the sea at the same time, would you like to be with me?
23、我找對象只有一個要求：能跟我其他對象和睦相處。
I only want to get along with other people.
24、是我的就是我的，不是我的爭一爭就是我的。
It's mine, it's mine, it's not mine, it's mine.
25、你還沒來，我就已經想好了千百種理由讓你不要走。
Before you come, I've thought out a thousand reasons for you not to leave.
26、你肺活量是多少啊，能把牛逼吹得這麼大。
What's your vital capacity? It's so big.
27、我這人從不記仇，一般有仇當場就報了。
I'm a man who never takes revenge. I usually take revenge on the spot.
28、跌倒了站起來，換個好看的姿勢再倒下去。
Fall, stand up, change a good posture and then fall down.
29、只因爲在人羣中多看了你幾眼，從此便瞎了眼。
Just because I saw you more in the crowd, I became blind from then on.
30、我們是最好的朋友，你跌倒的時候我會扶你一把，不過要先等我笑完。
We are best friends. I'll help you when you fall down, but wait until I finish laughing.
31、麻麻問我爲什麼不整理房間，笑話，我可是亂室佳人。
Ma Ma asked me why I didn't clean the room. I'm a lady in a mess.
32、西遊記告訴我們，有個豬一樣的隊友能讓團隊上西天。
Journey to the West tells us that a team mate like a pig can make the team go to the West.
33、收銀員說：沒零錢了，找你兩個塑料袋吧。
The cashier said: there is no change, give you two plastic bags.
34、每天都在糾結着三件事：晚上睡不着，早上起不來，後悔昨天睡太晚。
There are three things in my mind every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.
35、不要讓我看見你，不然見一次愛一次。
Don't let me see you, or I will love you once.
36、如果把我的人生拍成一部電影，那麼電影名我已經想好了，就叫窮極一生。
If my life is made into a movie, then I have already thought about the title of the movie. It's called poor life.
37、走千條路，只一條適合；遇萬般人，得一人足夠。
Walk a thousand ways, only one is suitable; meet all kinds of people, one person is enough.
38、現在早戀並不可怕，可怕的是你對異性失去興趣了。
Now puppy love is not terrible, terrible is that you lose interest in the opposite sex.
39、我是真的喜歡你，永遠把你放在第一位，先不說了，遊戲開了。
I really like you, always put you in the first place, not to mention, the game opened.
40、你出生後是不是被扔上去3次，但只被接住2次？
After you were born, were you thrown three times, but only caught two times?
41、我有一顆早起的心，可我的被窩不同意。
I have an early heart, but my quilt doesn't agree.
42、就覺得你很可愛，想把你騙回家去藏起來。
I think you are very cute and want to cheat you to go home and hide.
43、別數綿羊了，可憐的綿羊們都失眠了。
Don't count the sheep. The poor sheep can't sleep.
44、除了先生的美色，不接受任何賄賂。
I don't accept any bribes except the beauty of my husband.
45、人不是玩具，想玩就玩，想扔就扔。
People are not toys. They can play and throw when they want.
46、每次我看你吃豬肉都萬分感慨。本是同根生。相煎何太急。
Every time I see you eat pork, I feel very sad. This is from the same root. It's too urgent to fry each other.
47、炎炎夏日，避暑的最好辦法就是來看男神賣萌耍酷，心情好的都要飛起來了！
In the hot summer, the best way to avoid summer is to see the male god to be cute and cool. Those who are in a good mood are going to fly!
48、好不容易習慣了自己的長相，理了個發，又換了一種醜法。
Finally get used to their looks, a haircut, but also for a ugly method.
49、不要凡事都爲自己找藉口，別一便祕就怪地心沒引力。
Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation.
50、答應我，你的嘴只用來吃飯。
Promise me, your mouth is only for eating.
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