1、這世道太亂，你不妨跟了我。
The world is too chaotic. You might as well follow me.
2、放輕鬆，就當漫遊地球。
Relax and roam the earth.
3、我喜歡你，麻煩你禮尚往來。
I like you. Please reciprocate.
4、天要胖我，我不得不胖。
God wants me to be fat, I have to be fat.
5、你是美人，恰好我愛睡美人。
You are a beauty. I happen to love sleeping beauty.
6、瞧我這暴脾氣，抱一下就好了。
Look at my temper. Just give me a hug.
7、太陽不起我不起，我是人間小驚喜。
I can't afford the sun. I'm a little surprise in the world.
8、夏日好運正在派件，保持心情舒暢。
Good luck in summer is sending something to keep you in a good mood.
9、天氣很熱，想找個人冷戰。
It's very hot. I want to find someone to fight.
10、我不睡，你不睡，你看我倆多般配。
I don't sleep, you don't sleep, you see how well we match.
11、你連我都不喜歡？你不如去洗碗！
You don't even like me? You might as well do the dishes!
12、做一個温柔的人，淺淺笑，輕輕愛。
Be a gentle person, smile and love gently.
13、虛假自拍高端玩家上線。
Fake selfie high-end players online.
14、我這不是胖，是可愛在膨脹。
I'm not fat, but cute.
15、叮咚，你有新的愛意請查收。
Ding Dong, you have new love, please check it.
16、擁有的不珍惜，失去的瞎挽回。
Don't cherish what you have, and recover what you lose.
17、小豬小豬胖嘟嘟，吃完就睡呼嚕嚕。
Piggy piggy is fat and sleeps after eating.
18、念念不忘，必有迴響。
Something that stays in your mind will someday spring up in your life.
19、星星都已經到齊了，你還不來嗎。
The stars have all arrived. Won't you come yet.
20、你好，你讓我心動了，請負責。
Hello, you make me excited. Please be responsible.
21、遇到你，我的小尾巴都藏不住了呢。
I can't hide my little tail when I meet you.
22、海底月是天上月，眼前人是心上人。
The moon at the bottom of the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of us is the sweetheart.
23、你吃東西的樣子真可愛，是練過嗎？
You look so cute when you eat. Have you practiced it?
24、生活很糟糕，但我很可愛。
Life is bad, but I'm cute.
25、星星溜進來，躲在屋頂。
The stars slipped in and hid on the roof.
26、你對我訪問有限，我讓你黑名單見。
Your access to me is limited. I'll see you on the blacklist.
27、可愛是永無止境的。
Loveliness is endless.
28、我喜歡喜歡我的你。
I like you.
29、在嗎，要不要靠在一起，取暖呀。
Are you there? Do you want to lean together and keep warm.
30、做個少女，心裏藏詩，臉上抹奶油。
Be a girl, hide poetry in her heart and put cream on her face.
31、我想在端莊之前，先有趣。
I want to be interesting before being dignified.
32、叮咚，你有新的愛意請注意查收。
Ding Dong, you have a new love. Please check it.
33、做你所愛，甜蜜且乖。
Be what you love, sweet and good.
34、我只是個仙女，為什麼要讓我這些。
I'm just a fairy. Why should I do this.
35、今日限定，本人全糖去冰。
Today, I'll remove all sugar and ice.
36、今天穿了一雙老想去找你的鞋。
I wore a pair of shoes that I always wanted to find you today.
37、人是鐵，飯是鋼，一天不裝憋得慌。
Man is iron and rice is steel. I feel flustered if I don't pretend all day.
38、你藥問我是哪種，你搞不定的那種。
You ask me what kind of medicine it is, the one you can't handle.
39、世間百態，我只想一直可愛。
Everything in the world, I just want to be cute all the time.
40、日落在你的臉上暗示我吃掉它。
The sunset on your face suggests that I eat it.
41、你過安檢必響，你個鐵憨憨！
You will ring when you pass the security check, you iron Han!
42、老虎不發威，你當我男朋友吧！
The tiger doesn't get angry. Be my boyfriend!
43、歡迎你走上，愛我這條不歸路。
Welcome to the road of no return, love me.
44、愛情與我無關，整天鬱鬱寡歡。
Love has nothing to do with me. I'm depressed all day.
45、無法阻止自己落俗，但浪漫不止。
I can't stop myself from being vulgar, but I'm not romantic.
46、永遠，永遠是我們到達不了的永遠。
Forever, forever is forever we can't reach.
47、堅信、你愛的那個人未必也愛着你。
Firmly believe that the person you love may not also love you.
48、微風輕輕起，超級喜歡你。
The breeze rises gently, I like you very much.
49、什麼叫死皮賴臉，我根本沒皮沒臉。
What do you mean by being shameless? I have no skin or face at all.
50、今晚星閃閃，愛你心滿滿。
The stars are shining tonight, and my heart is full of love you.
51、你眼裏有星星，而我是月亮。
There are stars in your eyes, and I am the moon.
52、知道你會來，所以我等。
I knew you would come, so I waited.
53、敢問公子，小女子該如何博你歡心。
How can I please you, young master.
54、你做我的男孩，我做你的宇宙。
You are my boy, I am your universe.
55、不和我聊天是怕我偷你表情包嘛！
Don't chat with me because I'm afraid I'll steal your expression bag!
56、眼裏是陽光，笑裏是坦蕩。
The eyes are sunshine and the smile is magnanimous.
57、年年不掛科，朝朝暮暮有帥哥。
Don't hang up every year, there are handsome men every day.
58、白白胖胖，充滿希望。
White fat, full of hope.
59、靜不多言，日子甜甜。
Quiet and quiet, sweet days.
60、在嗎？出來看月亮。
are you there? Come out and see the moon.
61、呆頭呆腦，很不好搞。
Stupid, it's hard to do.
62、不乖，想被喜歡的人訓。
Bad, want to be scolded by people you like.
63、你一點也不可愛，我才不要喜歡你。
You're not cute at all. I don't want to like you.
64、會有蚊子替我愛你。
Mosquitoes will love you for me.
65、生死有命，胖瘦在天。
Life and death, fat and thin in the sky.
66、不笑運氣差，一笑臉就大。
If you don't laugh, you'll get a big smile.
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