1、想吃掉難過，但它太大了。
Want to eat sad, but it's too big.
2、愛情可以晚點到，但外賣不行。
Love can be late, but takeout can't.
3、我太脆弱了，我就是一片海苔。
I'm too fragile. I'm just a piece of seaweed.
4、你不是別人的，我就很開心。
I'm happy that you're not someone else's.
5、給自己個英文名，叫壓力山大。
Give yourself an English name, pressure mountain big.
6、碎了一地的諾言，拼湊不回的。
Broken a promise on the ground, can not be pieced together.
7、世界這麼大，我們去吃吃看。
The world is so big, let's eat and see.
8、腦袋空不要緊，關鍵不要進水。
It doesn't matter if your head is empty. Don't let water in.
9、萬一努力的盡頭，是你呢？
What if the end of the effort is you?
10、不要的東西，再好也是垃圾。
What you don't want is rubbish.
11、我已經很累了，你沒有發覺。
I'm so tired that you don't notice.
12、死不可怕，可怕的是你不敢死。
Death is not terrible, but you dare not die.
13、我的抱枕壞了，又沒錢買新的。
My pillow is broken and I can't afford a new one.
14、只要你需要，我一直陪着你。
As long as you need, I'll always be with you.
15、想做你的小朋友，你的心頭肉。
Want to be your little friend, your heart.
16、閨蜜以後我們不嫁了、我養你。
We will not marry after my best friend, but I will support you.
17、她說我看起來真像個淑女。
She said I look like a lady.
18、我去宇宙了，回來帶星星給你。
I went to the universe and came back to bring you the stars.
19、社會很單純，複雜的是人。
The society is very simple. It is people who are complex.
20、是鬼別裝人，是人別裝神。
It's a ghost. Don't pretend to be human. It's a person. Don't pretend.
21、朝花夕拾，撿的盡是枯萎。
Morning flowers, pick up all withered.
22、遠離煩心事，靠近大好人！
Stay away from the trouble, close to the good man!
23、你過安檢必響，你個鐵憨憨！
You pass the security check will ring, you iron Han Han!
24、可樂要加冰，愛我要走心。
Coke with ice, love I want to leave.
25、我一路撒着星星，奔向你。
I scatter stars all the way to you.
26、親親，愛你，喜歡吃你炒的菜！
Kiss, love you, like to eat your fried dishes!
27、好好活着，因爲我們會死很久！
Live well, because we will die for a long time!
28、哥不過是個局，而你卻入了迷。
Brother is just a game, and you're obsessed.
29、老虎不發威，你當我男朋友吧。
Tiger doesn't get angry. You should be my boyfriend.
30、可愛不是長之計，可愛我是。
Loveliness is not a long way to go. I am.
31、今天有件特別的事，特別想你。
I have a special thing today. I miss you very much.
32、曾經，我們都是那麼地驕傲。
Once upon a time, we were all so proud.
33、要溫柔，也要有屠龍的勇氣。
Be gentle and have the courage to kill the dragon.
34、你喜歡什麼顏色？酸辣粉。
What color do you like? Hot and Sour Rice Noodles.
35、今天先睡了，明天再想你。
I'll sleep today and miss you tomorrow.
36、這不是肉，是爸媽的錢和愛。
It's not meat. It's mom and dad's money and love.
37、我這條閒魚，也不是太想翻身。
I am an idle fish, and I don't want to turn over.
38、去見你時，四野的風都來迎我。
When I go to see you, the wind from the four fields comes to meet me.
39、騙我感情可以，騙我錢不行。
It's OK to cheat my feelings, but not to cheat me about money.
40、怕爹是孝順，怕老婆是愛情。
Fear of father is filial piety, fear of wife is love.
41、深夜和清晨，都請用力去生活。
Late at night and early in the morning, please strive to live.
42、不要，除了你我什麼都不要。
No, I don't want anything but you.
43、放鬆點生活，你沒那麼多觀衆。
Relax. You don't have a huge audience.
44、瞧我這暴脾氣，抱一下就好了。
Look at my temper. Just give it a hug.
45、禿驢，你敢跟貧道搶師太！
Bald ass, you dare to rob abbess with me!
46、不笑運氣差，一笑臉就大。
If you don't smile, you'll be lucky if you don't smile.
47、零星的想你，也湊成了銀河。
Sporadic miss you, also together into the Milky way.
48、眼淚這麼近，背影那麼遠。
Tears so close, back so far.
49、想吃掉難過，但是它太大了。
Want to eat sad, but it's too big.
50、努力不是爲別人，而是爲自己！
Strive not for others, but for yourself!
51、只要心還跳，就有我逗你笑。
As long as the heart still beats, I will make you laugh.
52、我會活的很好。至少比你好。
I will live well. At least better than you.
53、縱越千里，只爲取你一顆星。
Long distance, just to take you a star.
54、心中有光，行路上，無謂風霜。
There is light in the heart, on the road, unnecessary wind and frost.
55、閨蜜、我比你男人還要在乎你！
My best friend, I care about you more than your man!
56、我餓了，想吃點愛情的苦。
I'm hungry. I want to eat some bitterness of love.
57、不許哭不許掉那些小珍珠。
Don't cry, don't drop those little pearls.
58、名花雖有主，我來鬆鬆土。
Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil.
59、我不但可愛，我還可愛你了呢。
I'm not only cute, but I love you.
60、騙子太多，傻子明顯不夠用了。
There are too many swindlers and there are not enough idiots.
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