國外幽默風趣的段子

1、“You say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it rains.You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when thesun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, when you say that you love me too.” 你說你愛雨，但當細雨飄灑時你卻撐開了傘； 你說你愛太陽，但當日當空時你卻往蔭處躲； 你說你愛風，但當它輕拂時你卻緊緊地關上了自己的窗子； 所以當你說你也愛我，我卻會爲此而煩憂。

2、My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.” 我對你的深情無法付諸言語， 除了一句“滾一邊去”！

3、My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life 我的心肝，我的摯愛，我美麗的賢妻， 我這輩子就毀在你手裏。

4、Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you cause I was pissed. 愛是上天賜福，愛情多麼美好， 可我與你同眠只是因爲喝醉。

5、Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 善良、聰慧、多情而性感， 可惜這些你一條都不佔。