1、每天演好一個情緒穩定的成年人。
Play a stable adult every day.
2、我看你就一專業織網的，而且專捕企鵝。
I think you are a professional net weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.
3、完了，你也不理我了，我成狗不理了。
Finished, you also ignore me, I become a dog ignore.
4、往往深情留不住，偏偏套路得人心。
Often affectionate can not stay, but the routine is popular.
5、因爲我害怕，所以我不相信任何人。
Because I'm afraid, I don't trust anyone.
6、美的不突出，醜的不別緻！
Beautiful is not outstanding, ugly is not chic!
7、通往成功的路，總是在施工中。
The road to success is always under construction.
8、從未虧待過自己，卻不介意爲你受委屈。
I've never treated myself badly, but I don't mind being wronged for you.
9、不做女漢子，我怎麼保護我自己。
How can I protect myself without being a woman.
10、黑暗中跳舞的心臟是月亮哦。
The heart dancing in the dark is the moon.
11、想你時我就是一顆山楂，臉紅又心酸。
When I miss you, I am a hawthorn, blushing and sad.
12、馬行軟地易失蹄，人貪安逸易失志。
Horses are easy to lose their feet on soft ground, while people are easy to lose their ambition.
13、古今多少事，都付笑談中。
There are many things in ancient and modern times.
14、我的悲傷不給你看，我怕你忍不住笑場。
If I don't show you my sadness, I'm afraid you can't help laughing.
15、能被搶走的東西，就算你還給我我也不要。
I don't want anything that can be robbed even if you give it back to me.
16、在這短暫的生命裏，我只想抓緊時間偷懶。
In this short life, I just want to seize the time to be lazy.
17、最甜的不是巧克力，而是糖。
The sweetest is not chocolate, but sugar.
18、做一頭獅子，即使孤獨，也是百獸之王。
To be a lion, even if lonely, is also the king of beasts.
19、我是思想上的小流氓，生活中的好小夥。
I'm a hooligan in my mind and a good guy in my life.
20、美女無處不在，老婆無人取代。
Beauty is everywhere, wife is not replaced.
21、人生自古誰無死，壞人先死好人後死。
Since ancient times, who has no death in life? Bad people die first and good people die later.
22、我告訴你，我很吝嗇，連恨都不會給你。
I tell you, I'm very stingy, even hate will not give you.
23、請不要對我放電，我窮的交不起電費。
Please don't discharge electricity to me. I'm too poor to pay the electricity bill.
24、我喜歡你這件事，真的是假的。
I like you. It's true.
25、我是個什麼樣的人，取決於別人怎麼對我。
What kind of person I am depends on how others treat me.
26、是路人，就該好好路過。
If you are a passer-by, you should pass by well.
27、抱歉，我學不來低聲下氣的討好。
I'm sorry, I can't learn to be humble.
28、千萬別和自私的人，談將心比心。
Never compare your heart with selfish people.
29、我也不是蒙娜麗莎，沒必要對誰都微笑。
I'm not Mona Lisa. There's no need to smile at everyone.
30、你吃不到的葡萄，我吃到了，還特別甜。
You can't eat grapes, I eat, but also particularly sweet.
31、也許愛情的另一面，真的是成全。
Maybe the other side of love is really complete.
32、明月裝飾了你的窗子，你裝飾了我的夢。
The moon decorates your window, you decorate my dream.
33、如果不是因爲在意，誰他媽會那麼愛生氣。
If it wasn't for caring, who the hell would be so angry.
34、莫把真心空計較，唯有大德享萬年。
Don't worry about sincerity, only great virtue can enjoy ten thousand years.
35、上帝是因爲看到了我，所以創造了鏡子。
God created the mirror because he saw me.
36、百般原諒是滋生野狗的溫牀。
Forgiveness is a breeding ground for wild dogs.
37、相對喜歡，我更想被偏愛。
I prefer to be preferred.
38、要走要留你隨意，反正有你沒你都沒關係。
If you want to leave, you should be free. Anyway, it doesn't matter if you have you or not.
39、我想重新認識你，然後不帶任何感情。
I want to get to know you again, and then without any feelings.
40、給臺階不下，就毫不猶豫往下踹。
If you don't step down, you don't hesitate to kick down.
41、如果你把別人想得複雜，那麼你也不簡單。
If you think of others as complicated, then you are not simple.
42、女人，是水做的，老孃我是混凝土做的。
Woman, it's made of water, I'm made of concrete.
43、菇涼，對自己好點那些狗不值得你去愛。
Mushroom cool, be good to yourself, those dogs are not worth your love.
44、做一個高傲的，不願意低頭的罪魁禍首。
Be a proud, unwilling to bow the head of the culprit.
45、別人說的話隨便聽一聽，自己做決定。
Listen to what others say and make your own decisions.
46、網絡上你重拳出擊，現實裏你剛上初一。
You hit hard on the Internet, but in reality, you are just on the first day of junior high school.
47、明明是臨時工小三，現在都成扶正了。
I'm a temporary worker. Now I'm a righter.
48、我不是蒙娜麗莎，沒必要對誰都微笑。
I'm not Mona Lisa. There's no need to smile at everyone.
49、我愛你纔會讓你在我的世界裏猖狂那麼久。
I love you will let you in my world rampant so long.
50、犯錯是平凡的，原諒才能超凡。
To err is ordinary, to forgive is extraordinary.
51、臥榻之側，豈容他人酣睡？
How can others sleep soundly on the side of the couch?
52、別上姐的牀，姐會把你踢下牀。
Don't go to my sister's bed, she will kick you out of bed.
53、人生就像一次旅行，指不定會在哪翻車。
Life is like a journey, which may turn over.
54、少一句怕遺憾，多一句怕打擾。
Less afraid of regret, more afraid of disturbing.
55、我的未來不是夢，我的未來是做噩夢。
My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.
56、不要評價我的好壞，因爲你沒這個資格。
Don't judge me, because you don't have the qualification.
57、誰不是一邊不想活了，一邊努力活着。
Who doesn't want to live while trying to live.
58、由於我，她的陽光不復存在。
Because of me, her sunshine no longer exists.
59、要輸，就輸給追求，要嫁，就嫁給愛情。
If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit. If you want to marry, you will marry love.
60、浮生未醉，請謹記我的美！
Floating life is not drunk, please remember my beauty!
61、無那塵緣容易絕，燕子依然，軟踏簾鉤說。
It's easy to get rid of the dust, but the swallow is still, said the soft step on the curtain hook.
62、在逆風的方向，飛出倔強的堅強。
In the direction of the wind, fly out of the stubborn strong.
63、大哥大哥你快過來，讓我來給你安排。
Brother, brother, come here and let me arrange for you.
64、人一簡單就快樂，一世故就變老。
As soon as people are simple, they will be happy, and as soon as they are sophisticated, they will grow old.
65、飲遍天下千杯烈酒，嚐遍世間萬種濃煙。
Drink a thousand cups of liquor all over the world and taste thousands of kinds of smoke all over the world.
66、在一起時，是，分手以後就變成了。
When we're together, it's true. After we break up, it becomes.
67、花有百樣紅，人與狗不同。
Flowers have a hundred kinds of red, people and dogs are different.
68、一路走來，多謝冷落，感激不過。
Thanks for the cold shoulder along the way.
69、烈火初張照雲海，赤壁樓船一掃空。
At the beginning of the fire, the Red Cliff building ship was swept away.
70、自從得了神經病，整個人精神多了。
I've been in a lot of spirits since I got the psychosis.
71、終究要親自去受傷，纔會真正學着聰明。
After all, I have to get hurt myself to really learn to be smart.
72、人生若無悔，那該多無趣啊。
If there is no regret in life, how boring it is.
73、別擔心，其實我也不是什麼好人。
Don't worry, I'm not a good person either.
74、走自己的路，讓別人跟着我走。
Go your own way and let others follow me.
75、半醒半醉日復日，花開花落年復年。
Half awake and half drunk, day after day, flowers bloom and fall year after year.
76、都是小人物，就別說什麼大話了。
They're all little people, so don't talk big.
77、在線率越高，證明這個人越寂寞。
The higher the online rate, the more lonely the person is.
78、女人，嘴要甜，心要狠，做事要絕。
Women should be sweet in mouth, cruel in heart and absolute in doing things.
79、是狼到哪都吃肉，是犢子到哪都捱揍。
It is the wolf who eats meat everywhere, and the calf who is beaten everywhere.
80、你的愛情故事，無須在我面前上演。
Your love story doesn't need to be staged in front of me.
81、一直在此地，等風也等你。
I've been here, waiting for the wind and waiting for you.
82、那一抹牽強的笑，有誰能懂裏面的悲傷。
That touch of farfetched smile, who can understand the sadness inside.
83、裝逼是一項事業，不能輕易放棄。
Pretending to be forced is a business, and we can't give up easily.
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