1、我這不是胖，是可愛到膨脹。
I'm not fat, but cute to swell.
2、今天天氣真好，想吃香辣雞煲。
It's a nice day today. I want to eat spicy chicken pot.
3、沒有不醒的夢，只有不想醒的人。
There are no dreams that don't wake up, only those who don't want to wake up.
4、你早起我早起，明天我們在一起。
You get up early, I get up early, and we'll be together tomorrow.
5、你若撒野，今生我把酒奉陪。
If you go wild, I'll drink with you this life.
6、你就委屈點，栽在我手裏行不行。
Just be aggrieved and plant it in my hand.
7、我一路撒着星星，奔向你。
I scattered stars all the way to you.
8、美女眼前過，不泡是罪過。
It's a sin not to soak in front of a beautiful woman.
9、今天我請客，請你熱愛生活。
Today is my treat. Please love life.
10、冬天不端奶茶杯，孤苦一生沒人追。
In winter, no one pursues the improper milk tea cup in a lonely life.
11、秋天適合想念，更適合見面。
Autumn is suitable for missing and meeting.
12、你是一個憨憨，天天不吃早餐。
You are a simple person who doesn't eat breakfast every day.
13、你是年少的歡喜，倒過來念。
You are the joy of youth. Read it backwards.
14、處對象衝我來，找別人算什麼本事。
It's no skill to find someone else.
15、人生建議：養一隻可愛的我。
Life advice: raise a lovely me.
16、我曾踏月而來，只因你在山中。
I came to the moon because you were in the mountains.
17、解不開的心結，那就打個蝴蝶結吧。
If you can't untie your heart knot, tie a bow.
18、你頭髮亂了噢。
Your hair is messy.
19、嘴是用來親的，不是用來吵架的。
The mouth is for kissing, not for quarreling.
20、孤獨久了，感覺自己都有了仙氣。
Lonely for a long time, I feel immortal.
21、女爲悅己者容，我爲自己榮。
I'm proud of myself.
22、我是可愛的小姑娘，你是可愛。
I am a lovely little girl, you are lovely.
23、對象沒有不要緊，奶茶不喝會傷心。
It doesn't matter if you don't have an object. If you don't drink milk tea, you will be sad.
24、心動就是：完了完了完了。
The heart is: it's over.
25、橫掃飢餓，做回自己。
Sweep away hunger and be yourself.
26、人生理想：養一隻可愛的你。
Life ideal: raise a lovely you.
27、想嫁給你，然後收點彩禮費。
I want to marry you and charge some bride price.
28、你說的很對，不過我不聽。
You're right, but I won't listen.
29、因爲你，我的心臟總是忙個不停。
Because of you, my heart is always busy.
30、向神靈許願讓你做我的小熊。
Make a wish to the gods to make you my little bear.
31、記得走路帶風，更要擡頭挺胸。
Remember to walk with wind, but also raise your head and keep your chest high.
32、遇見你時，空氣都是甜的。
When I meet you, the air is sweet.
33、英雄不問出處，戀愛找我速度。
Heroes don't ask the source, love finds me fast.
34、做我的小公豬，天天吃豬飼料。
Be my little boar and eat pig feed every day.
35、夏天很溫柔，你也是。
Summer is very gentle, so are you.
36、當初就不該下凡找蓋世英雄。
You shouldn't have come down to earth to find heroes.
37、月亮睡了你不睡，你是禿頭小寶貝。
If you don't sleep when the moon sleeps, you are a bald baby.
38、少女心有一噸重。
A girl's heart weighs a ton.
39、偶爾會撒嬌，但我還是你爸爸。
Occasionally act like a spoiled child, but I'm still your father.
40、像我這種人才，到哪都吃的開。
People like me can eat anywhere.
41、上生活的賊船，做快樂的海盜。
Go on the pirate ship of life and be a happy pirate.
42、脖子真可愛，頂着一張豬腦袋。
It's a lovely neck with a pig's head.
43、做夠了小仙女，想做你的寶貝。
Enough fairy, want to be your baby.
44、彙報一下，今天也喜歡你哦。
I like you today, too.
45、生活很討厭，還好我很可愛。
Life is annoying. Fortunately, I'm cute.
46、唐僧再厲害，也不過是個耍猴的。
No matter how powerful Tang monk is, he is just a monkey.
47、喜歡我的人多了，你算老大。
Many people like me. You're the boss.
48、人之初性本善，不想上班怎麼辦。
People are good at first. What if they don't want to go to work.
49、希望所有的事都像長胖一樣簡單。
I hope everything is as simple as getting fat.
50、本人豐富，無法簡介。
I am too rich to introduce myself.
51、我將一山冬雪，都藏進看你的眼睛。
I hide a mountain of winter snow and look into your eyes.
52、人生就像衛生紙，沒事儘量少扯。
Life is like toilet paper. Try not to pull it if you have nothing to do.
53、我的抱枕壞了，又沒錢買新的。
My pillow is broken and I have no money to buy a new one.
54、你不是胖，你是可愛到膨脹！！
You are not fat, you are cute to expand!!
55、每天醒來的第一件事就是，想睡覺。
The first thing I wake up every day is that I want to sleep.
56、一把年紀還這麼可愛我真是個罪人。
I'm such a sinner at such a lovely age.
57、你一定要和她好好走下去，我坐車。
You must go down with her and I'll take the bus.
58、小貓在午睡，地球在轉圈。
The kitten is taking a nap and the earth is circling.
59、我們又不熟，叫我小仙女就好了。
We don't know each other well. Just call me fairy.
60、時間得意，春風嘉許，我遇上你。
Time is proud, spring breeze praises, I met you.
61、人在做天在看，我做事要你管。
People are doing things and the sky is watching. I want you to take care of my work.
62、笨蛋才戀愛，我好想當笨蛋啊。
Fools fall in love. I really want to be fools.
63、你就是盛開着的，漫山遍野的溫柔。
You are in full bloom, gentle all over the mountains.
64、沒心沒肺，活着不累。
Heartless, not tired to live.
65、今天天氣好，好適合結婚。
It's a fine day for marriage.
66、帶我走吧，我很好養的。
Take me away. I'm fine.
67、老驥伏櫪，志在千里。
An old horse has a great ambition.
68、我懷疑你喜歡我，但我沒有證據。
I doubt you like me, but I have no evidence.
69、說那麼多暗語也敵不過，我喜歡你。
I can't beat saying so many secret words. I like you.
70、我是一名餅乾，想吃小熊保安。
I'm a cookie. I want to eat bear security.
71、這不是痘痘，這是我可愛的冒泡。
This is not acne, this is my lovely bubble.
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